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[STILL] Post-Production Begins

First things first, at about 11:30 p.m., which was approximately 15 and a half hours into our shoot, we somehow managed to come up with a name to replace the sort-of-awful THE HUMAN STATUE.  So, from here on out, I’ll be referring to this little creative endeavor as STILL, which we thought was pretty clever since it’s a series of stills, and it’s about a human statue who must remain, you know, still.  That was the logic when we were all about to drop, but I think it holds up now, too.

As for where things are now, a couple of weeks ago I finished sorting through all the images from our shoot, doing a broad “edit” of the shots I thought I might want to use for the film. We ended up with close to 1200 images, and I sorted them into scene- and content-related categories.

I got the proofs for about half the scenes yesterday, so this morning I set to narrowing them down the shots that will actually go into the film along with the order.

Here’s that process:

  • Write image number corresponding to file names on backs of photos.
  • Lay all photos face up.
  • Freak out a little because you have no idea where to begin.
  • Remember you have storyboards; get them.
  • Remember you have a shooting script; get that, too.
  • Use storyboards and script to pick and order photos into what will someday be a scene.
  • Flip photos over & write down the numbers so you know which ones to use later.
  • Celebrate!
  • Remember there are still many scenes more to go.
  • Sigh.
  • Get back to work. (Or write a blog post instead.)

So that’s how the next couple weeks of my life will go.

Despite the still-long road ahead, it is pretty exciting to see it starting to come together into something that might someday resemble a film.

[STILL] With a Little Help From My Friends

As I enter into production weekend, I’m reminded how lucky I am to have the support system I do.  Having to use little effort to convince someone to stand around in silver paint all day not moving.  Having an incredibly amazing photographer jump at the request to lend her talents (for free) to my creative endeavor.  Coercing my family into lending me time and resources.  Having a friend offer up her wedding dress for her own costume (and also being willing to stand around in paint all day).  And then there are the folks on the sidelines, encouraging and rooting for me, and writing me e-mails like this one (shared with permission):

Hey Ditty,

I wanted to wish you good luck for your shoot tomorrow. I don’t know if that in itself is bad luck, or if “break a leg” only counts for acting and not directing. But whatever, I’m not going to suggest you break your legs, even under the guise of superstition. And anyway, you don’t need luck. Luck is for people who don’t know what they’re doing.

I’m sure you’re having sleepless nights and grumble-belly days thinking about all the things that could go wrong. Oh, that pesky Universe! But here’s the thing. I have no doubt that you’ve planned and scribbled and sketched, and have everything under control, so most likely, almost definitely, everything is going to run smooth as you like, but, let’s not pretend moments don’t sometimes happen. Outside forces you can’t control, or forgetting to carry the 1 in your formula of greatness; sometimes, occasionally, something will go a little outside of the plan. And when it does, there’ll be that crazy beat of panic where you feel like you’ve just swallowed the whole sky.

But say that does happen, you know what? You’ll make it work. Smart, creative people always do. And you’re one of the smartest, most creative people I know. I mean, when do artistic things ever really totally fall apart? Almost never, right? Talented, creative people use those moments, like a frog on a pond getting a leaf blown into his face – just cling on to the leaf and steer it home. You still get where you were headed, it’s just, sometimes you have to take an unexpected detour down a road that’s strewn with only happy accidents. It might be hairy at the time, but if making art is easy, you’re doing it wrong.

I hope that hasn’t put ideas in your head about things going wrong. I sought only to highlight these things to prove how powerless they are to those with the skills to weld them like weapons. And anyway, it’s all going to go great. So, sleep soundly tonight, knowing that you’re Elizabeth Fucking Ditty, and that tomorrow, you’re going to tip some of that magic that lives inside your head out into the world, and that’s all there is to it.

And instead of good luck, I’m going to say – have fun. Among all the stress, rush and panic, try to find moments of enjoyment. Revel in the situation you find yourself in – a situation of your making. Art out of nothing. A situation, people, moments; all out of nothing, because you dreamed it up, and because you made it happen.

And hurry up and get it on Youtube so I can watch it.

–Stuart

In the midst of what is admittedly a bit of a rough season of life (I guess they must come around from time to time), I really can’t properly say how grateful I am for the encouragement and support of all kinds.

To my family & friends helping out this weekend, THANK YOU.

To the people (like Danny Stack, who’s just debuted the final episode of his fun little webseries, Liquid Lunch) who have taken on these sorts of creative challenges and are so generous in sharing what they’ve learned along the way, THANK YOU.

To my friends (like Matt, who writes fiction as well as insightful, humorous and sometimes infuriating things about movies, and Stuart, who writes books and blog posts and various other dark and amusing things) who are always supporting my creative fancies, THANK YOU.

You all are awesome.  Really.

[STILL] A Human Statue Prepares

Statue or member of The Adjustment Bureau?

In the makeup chair.

Glasses on.

Concentration.

Teamwork.

"Crotch shot. Literally."

Sibling Rivalry.

Silver hands.

[STILL] Waders, Wedding Dresses & Ditty Freaking Out (aka, Gearing Up for a Short Film)

I’m about two and a half weeks out from my next venture into short filmmaking, which means my brain will be shooting near constant levels of stress hormones into my body until about 5 a.m. on Sunday, June 26th.

I’m still working on casting, and at the end of the week I’m sending out the big invite to get as many people to show up for an as huge-as-possible crowd sequence on Saturday afternoon.  This is perhaps the most stress-inducing bit, as it’s the most important shot of the entire film, and it will not work if I only have six people.

So, if you’re going to be in Kansas City on Saturday, June 25th, mark off your afternoon and come help a girl out, will you?  I will even let you in on a little secret: THERE WILL BE COOKIES and COLD DRINKS.

On Wednesday I’m heading out to the JC Nichols Fountain with my director of photography so we can scout out the location and figure out the logistics for the shoot. I have a feeling we’re going to need to get her a pair of those big boots people wear for fishing in streams.

Filmmaking is so glamorous. See?

I’m also the reason for this:

Because I am the sort of friend who asks people to wear heavy clothes and thick make-up and stand very still in the heat of Kansas City’s late June. (It was 102ºF here yesterday, if that’s any indication as to the sacrifice.)  I don’t know what that says about me, but I know what it says about my friends: they’re fantastic and slightly masochistic people.

So, for the next two and  half weeks, here’s my to-do list:

  • Convince one more person to don hot clothes & make-up to play the Groom to Meg’s Gorgeous & Starving Bride.
  • Convince at least several dozens of folks to trade their Saturday afternoon on June 25th to for a cookie & me shouting at them (but in a kindly way!) through a bullhorn (if I can procure one) or cupped hands (if I cannot).
  • Find costumes for the all-important Human Statue and for the almost-as-important Groom.
  • Figure out how to do Human Statue make-up, in both silver and white.
  • Teach someone how to do Human Statue make-up, in both silver and white.
  • Have him or her do a make-up trial of Human Statue make-up, in both silver and white.
  • Procure whatever we need for the logistics of the shoot (e.g., waders and a ladder).
  • Secure craft services for the folks who will be there for long portions of the day.
  • Finish casting the smaller, non-human-statue parts.
  • Draft and then finalize (as much as one can finalize) a shooting script and schedule.
  • Avoid complete nervous breakdown until 5 a.m. Sunday, June 26th.

The worst part of that list is I know I’m forgetting probably half of what needs done. Wish me luck and sanity. (And if you’d like to help out, leave me a comment or shoot me an e-mail at izzi dot ditty at gmail dot com. There may even be extra cookies available. And hugs. Just FYI.)

[STILL] Stories and Storyboards

Happy Monday, everyone. I hope you are better slept than I am, and I hope that if you are as critically underslept it is for reasons as delightful as mine.

I found out Friday I made the Top 100 + Ties and advanced to Round 2 of Creative Screenwriting’s Cyberspace Open, which is pretty fun (you can see my entry here, if you’re interested), and gives me another screenwriting task to tackle immediately after my current one ends — I’m hauling arse this week to finish my script for resubmission to BlueCat’s Fellini Competition.  The deadline is Friday, which happens to be the day we’re all meant to receive our premise for Round 2.  I’ve also got freelance work that weekend, as it turns out.  Sometimes I feel like living proof of the old adage, “When it rains, it pours.”  Thankfully, it’s pouring good things at the moment.

On Saturday, Matt & I recorded another No-Name Movie Podcast, and we’d love for you to give it a listen if you have the time and inclination.

Also on Saturday, I bribed my sister with Chipotle and had her come over and sketch some storyboards for the short film.  She’s a talented kid, and it was really exciting to see the words on the page turn into something visual.

She came up with some really neat ideas, and I think they’ll give Amy (my DP) and myself a great jumping-off point for expansion prior to the shoot itself.

 

 

I also got a firm commitment from my Human Statue himself, Mike Burgess, so, along with Amy, my two biggest puzzle pieces are now in place.  Here he is with his gorgeous wife, Danielle (photo by Fantasma Imagery).

He’s got the right amount of stillness and energy I need for my Human Statue (plus I know he can pull off weird costumes), so I’m stoked (if you’ll allow the old-school terminology) that he’s committed.  Mike & Danielle served as production assistant and script supervisor, respectively, and also had cameos in LiaE, plus they’re just a delight to have around, so I’m very pleased to be working with them again.

Bits and Bobs

THE BITS:
I finished my rewrite/polish of ‘TIL DEATH PARTS US, but I’m going to give it one more gander before I call it done. But that’ll have to wait ’til I’m done with my current task, which is a mad dash to make some pretty significant but entirely necessary changes to MONSIEUR VALENTINE in the next 20 days.  I received my BlueCat feedback earlier than expected, which means I have the opportunity to resubmit (which is great) by April 1 (which sort of makes me want to tear my hair out).

This is my Jenga script, meaning I change one thing & it all comes tumbling down, so I’m a little stressed by the short timeline, but I’m convinced I’ll find a way to manage. Sometimes this sort of crazy timeline is the kick in the arse I need to do my best work.

THE BOBS:
The ball is now officially rolling on my next short film, known for now as THE HUMAN STATUE.  I’m super excited to be working with my official director of photography, the ridiculously talented Amy Elrod.  You can see some of her work here.  She’s got the perfect mix of photojournalistic realism and artistic hyper-realism that I want for my film, and we seemed to be right in line creatively speaking during our first meeting.  Plus she’s just a really cool girl, so I’m very much looking forward to collaborating with her.

I’ve also cast my all-important main Human Statue.  Technically, he hasn’t said for sure he’s committed, so I may be jumping the gun just a little, but I’m about 87 percent sure he’s in.  So that’s pretty cool, too.  The DP and the main Human Statue are the two most important pieces of the puzzle, so getting those locked in lets me start focusing on details — and believe me, there are plenty.

I’ve got a first draft of the script done, and I’ll be tweaking and finessing it between now and the shoot in June.  I’ll be starting the storyboard process as soon as I have a spare moment.  This time I’m coercing my sister Kate the Artiste with the promise of gelato to help out with storyboards since the film will rely so heavily on visual imagery that stick figure storyboards won’t really cut it.  Hopefully getting into that process will help me settle on costume design, too.

I’ve also got to start doing producery-type things, like scouting the location, setting a budget, finding a make-up artist, and thinking about permits and craft service and how to recruit a few boatloads of extras for one scene.  Lots to do, but I’m still in the phase where it all sounds very exciting rather than incredibly exhausting.

So, that’s me for now. Have a good weekend, and feel free to send me some caffeinated and/or creative-mojo-filled vibes, k? Ta.

The No-Name Movie Blog and Other Happenings

For those of you who enjoyed the Inaugural No-Name Movie Podcast, Matt and I did back in December, we’ve set up a new home for it over at The No-Name Movie Blog.  Matt and I will both be doing some film-related posts over there, so, if you’re interested, hop on over and check it out.  Of possible note:

In other news-ish type things, I’ve started working on my next short film, which is significantly more ambitious (as most “next short films” probably should be) and also, well, darker than LiaE.  It’s based on a short story idea I had whilst in London, and it involves a human statue.  That’s all I can reveal for now, as it’s still very, very, very early in the process, but I’m pretty excited about the possibilities for this one.

Also on the agenda for the next couple of weeks is doing one more pass on ‘TIL DEATH PARTS US to incorporate some stellar feedback from Lucy V, David and Stuart, and then it’ll be time to start [gasp!] querying.  Scary stuff, but it’s doing no one any good sitting in a drawer — at least not me anyway.

So, that’s me in a nutshell at the moment.  I’m planning on doing a full write-up of my Oscar picks, but can I just say how sad I am that TANGLED didn’t get nominated?  Don’t get me wrong — I loved TOY STORY 3 and HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON, and I’ve heard lovely things about THE ILLUSIONIST, but come on!  Boo.  That’s what I have to say about that.  How about you all?  Any surprises, shocks or disappointments?  Anything you want to see now that you didn’t before?

[Ditty Makes a Short Film] Part 6: And Now, We Proudly Present…

Having had the opportunity to show LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR to my friends and family Saturday evening (and having survived said showing without any booing or flying rotten produce), I now offer up my short film for the world-at-large’s viewing pleasure (hopefully).

I must take a moment once again to thank my wonderful cast and crew for helping me take something from my brain and make it watchable.  I had a fantastic time, and I learned a ton, and it obviously would not have been possible without you guys.  So, Danny, Ashley, Mike, Danielle, and Kate: THANK YOU. You guys rock.

Lastly, I’ll leave you with a look at some of the shenanigans that went on behind the scenes at the shoot.

[Ditty Makes a Short Film] Part 5: In the Can

If you were following me on twitter the weekend of September 18-19, you might have seen my flurry of tweets regarding the culmination of post-production on LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR.

I could have futzed around with it for many more hours, which could have spanned into days and weeks and probably months, but I realized I had very little to gain by doing so, and that the need to move on to other projects far outweighed my desire to fix certain issues.  After all, this was my first short film, created with the sole intent of gleaning an idea of how one goes about creating such things.  I wasn’t going for an Oscar or even for any festival submissions, so it was time to move on.  In allowing myself to do so, I knew I’d be chalking up some things to lessons learned.  Here are three items that jump to mind.


1) Reflections in glass make good excuses for philosophical reflection.

 

As I’ve touched upon before, I ran into a little snafu when, during a sort-of-pivotal shot, it turned out myself and a couple of other members of the crew were visible in the reflection of the glass doors behind my male lead.  After spending an embarrassing number of hours trying to figure out how to blur us, I finally decided it was time to let go of that dream and pretend it was purposeful.  And so, I present to you here my newly developed film-school analysis.

In this particular shot, the male lead is watching the female lead walk away from him, struggling with whether or not to call out to her, and ultimately deciding not to, all while be watched by a film crew, which symbolizes how we all have the choice to be observers or doers.  We can sit back and be an audience to life as it passes us by, or we can take action and change our destinies.  We can become the people others watch.

That works, right? Symbolism is way easier than After Effects.

Lesson Learned: Don’t shoot against reflective surfaces from an angle and/or time of day where you’ll be visible because then you will dump hours of your life trying to learn After Effects on your own and still fail and have to draw upon your creative writing skills instead to explain away the fact that you and your crew remain visible in a shot where you should not exist.

2) You can see temperature as much as you can feel it.

I was amazed in post-production to see how moving the camera up or down a matter of three or four feet or in and out of an open elevator completely changed the color of the shot.  I managed to fix it a little in post, but it again ended up being one of those things that I decided wasn’t worth futzing with more than I already had.  I’ve got no film school analysis on that one, but it’s definitely something I’d like to avoid as much as possible in the future.

Lesson Learned: Find a set that uses the same style of lighting in all locations, bring your own lighting, or don’t move your camera ever.  Alternatively, read your camera’s manual, as there are probably settings to help lessen that effect.  Also, consider finding a cinematographer if you are not one (I am so not).

3) There is more than one kind of Creative Commons License.

Imagine you’ve found music under a Creative Commons License that you really like.  You download it and spend a good eight hours arranging it for your short film, matching it up just so it enhances what’s happening on the screen.  You’re really happy with it.  And then, you go back to double-check the info for the credits, and you see you’ve used a piece with a non-derivative license.  You furiously google this term that has stricken fear into the very center of your heart.  You feel your soul deflating as you find that you have violated the terms of this particular sort of Creative Commons license by creating a new work, both by arranging it and setting it with video.  You pin your hopes on an e-mail sent to the owner of the piece, asking for permission.  You never hear back.  You cry and gnash your teeth and scream to the heavens, “WHY? WHY?!”  But it does no good.  You delete the music track, the mouse-click like the sound of a shotgun firing at your heart.  And you go back to the drawing board.

I actually scored my film a total of three times.  The second bit of music I found never matched up quite as well as I’d hoped it would, and so I went back to the drawing board a third time.  Both the second and third attempts, I made absolutely certain I was using music completely and truly in the public domain, via a glorious website called MusOpen.  If you’re in need of classical music recordings in the public domain, they’re an excellent place to get it.

Lesson Learned: Do your research and read carefully.


I know there are more lessons to be discovered yet, but my focus right now is on getting everything ready for my viewing party on Saturday.  I alternate between being excited, a ball of nerves, and just ready to have it all over and done with.  It’s probably a healthy mix, but it leaves little mental energy for deep reflection.  Next week I’ll be posting it online for those who want to see it, which will have me in another cocktail of excitement, nerves and fatigue, I’m sure.  But I can only focus on one near-meltdown at a time, so that one will have to wait until Sunday.

 

[Ditty Makes a Short Film] Part 4: Shoot Me Now

On May 22nd, with the help of four friends and one sister, we managed to shoot a short film.  It didn’t go perfectly, but I’d say it went nearly swimmingly, and for that I am thankful.  We kept the shoot to about four hours, despite a few hiccups.    Here’s a quick rundown of some lessons learned.

1.) Don’t trust yourself to remember everything in the morning, even if you have made a list, and even if you remember to reference said list.  I’d intended to purchase some food to be used for props during my Starbucks run.  It was on my list.  I had my list with me.  But when it came time to order, I had one and only one focus: needcoffeenow!  Luckily my crew was able to help me out, and we were able to grab some stuff at our location.  However, this also led to using a branded water bottle in many shots, when we’d made grand attempts at covering all other logos.  Things start slipping your mind when you have to think on the fly.

2.) Tell your Right-Hand Man to second-guess everything you say.  In this case, I called my sister, serving as my production designer, and asked if she’d printed the cat photo I’d requested the night before. This sent her into a frenzy, which included waking up our understandably grumpy and put-out mother at a much-too-early-for-Saturday hour — all this because my sister assumed that I wasn’t crazy.  What I’d really meant, instead of “cat photo,” was “dog photo,” which she had indeed printed the night before.

3.) Watch out for glass (and other reflective surfaces).  There are things you can’t see on a little viewfinder, like yourself in the reflection of the glass doors behind your two leads.  This ultimately leads to the weird, potentially-existential-crisis-inducing act of trying to erase yourself.  From video, of course.  But it could be a slippery slope.  (See? Existential crisis. Right there.)

4.) Divorce yourself from the movie in your head (and embrace humiliation).  One of my favorite scenes ended up happening because my lead actor was less than impressed with the aesthetic qualities of the leftover lunch I’d prepared for his character.  Because of his slightly-unwarranted disdain for my lunch-making abilities (the nerve!), we ended up with a scene that was funnier than what I’d written in the script.

5.) Get to know your tripod, camera, and other equipment.  I tried to get to know both of tripods, but we ended up only sharing a warm acquaintance. On set, this quickly turned into a contentious battle of wills, which resulted in my cast waiting around while I waged war with the pair three-legged monsters.  My camera and I got along pretty well, though there are a billion settings I didn’t really have time to explore that might have helped some of the color temperature differences I ran into in post-production.  The biggest disappointment was in my rigged-together dolly, which consisted of a skateboard, Roger Ebert’s “Great Movies” books, and something else I can’t remember.  In the dolly’s defense, it would have worked quite well if I hadn’t needed to dolly out at an upward angle instead of straight back.  Because of this, I missed out on a couple of shots that would have added some visual interest to the film, but hey, that’s life.

6.) Before you have your actors do a wardrobe change, make sure you’ve filmed everything you want/need in Outfits No. 1.  The worst part about this is we’d already filmed what we thought were the last shots (in Outfits No. 2) and settled in for a relaxing lunch.  About two bites into my wrap, I realized I’d never gotten a couple of key shots I needed.  When I informed my leads that they’d need to change back and that we weren’t quite done, my lead actress, who is one of the sweetest and most adorable people I’ve ever known, actually almost scowled at me.  She’d probably deny it, but she did.  And it was deserved.  But them’s the breaks.

7.) Ask for what you need, even if you’re starting to annoy people.  If you’re not getting what you need from a shot, keep doing it and tweaking it until it works.  If you have to ask your actors to change back into their first outfits even though you thought the shoot was over, do it and get those shots.  If you have to ask your actors to crouch awkwardly on the floor of an elevator and deal with you leaning on them in order to get the angle you need, well, get down and get cozy.  If you need your production designer to run back to the room with all the props for the 87th time to grab something you forgot, tell them to get to it and chop-chop.  You can’t be timid when you’re directing.  You’re the boss, and you have to act like it.  That doesn’t mean you should be a jerkface about things; in fact, I’d highly recommend against it.  Be courteous. Be appreciative.  Listen to what your team.  But be firm.  I’d also recommend surrounding yourself with a cast & crew who support you and your vision.  Mine did.  They were a stellar bunch, and I’m super-crazy grateful to them.

That's a wrap!

8.) Do not take home the leftover craft service.  You will be stressed.  You will be exhausted.  This will lead you to eat it all (or at least way too much of it).  Or maybe that’s just me.

That’s it for now.  I’m done with the rough cut without music, though I still have to erase myself from those two reflective-glass shots and do some color correction.  The hardest task, I think, is going to be adding music, and that’s on the agenda this week and into next. 

If anyone has any relatively simple, step-by-step instructions on how to remove or otherwise smudge/sponge myself out from the background using Adobe Premiere/After Effects (I’m working in CS5), I will love you forever and ever.

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