A Creative Kick in the Pants

Oh, hi there.

You know how Woody Allen never watches his films once they’re completed because nothing ever lives up to the vision of the story he had in his head? Well, I get that. I was so excited to start on my current (not sure how apt that word is, given I haven’t worked on it at all since March) script. I’d watched the key scenes in my head, had even been brought to tears by some of them. But when I started placing words on the page, it all fell apart. Compared to what I’d envisioned, it was just… bad. Which, of course, is what first drafts typically are — bad.  But I think I was too in love with the story when I started, and seeing a lesser version of it was disheartening.  I’ll get back to it, maybe even sooner rather than later, but I’ve been in a funk for week because of it.  And continuing to grow my collection of nos for STILL hasn’t exactly helped.

I’ve still been writing, of course. Freelance work has been keeping me busy, and while that is great and awesome and I would happily welcome more of it, the dark clouds always loom closer when I’m not writing my own stories.  The artwork I’ve been producing has been keeping them at bay for the most part, but it’s time to get back on the wagon.

Be Violent & Original in Your Work Spatter Art Print by ShireFurnishings on Etsy


So I’m committing to writing every day in May.  Writing on my own stuff, that is.  It might be the script.  It might be a short story.  It might be another idea I’ve been tossing about in my head.  But whatever it is, on any given day, I’m going to write.

Do Scary Things Art Print by ShireFurnishings on Etsy

It’s not quite as scary as NaNoWriMo was back in November, but it’s still a little daunting given the lack of concrete ideas I’ve had lately. But NaNoWriMo was a creative kickstart for me, and I’m hoping my own personal Camp NaNoWriMo in May will have the same effect.  And when in doubt…

Never Underestimate Magic Beans - Coffee Art Print by ShireFurnishings on EtsyAnd now, for a shameless plug! If you like any of the images you’ve seen here, you can purchase prints or digital downloads at my etsy shop, which helps support my coffee habit among other things (like keeping my ever-growing kiddo clothed).


[Around Here] Fast February

Some months seem to stick around forever, and then others seem to happen in a snap of the fingers. For some reason, February seems to be moving at light speed. For example, I meant to do this post in the first few days, but here we are, past the midpoint of the month, and I’m just now getting to it.

This is the month I dove back into my first new screenplay in a number of years. While I didn’t really work on anything last year, the few years before that had been spent reimagining, rewriting and polishing previously written scripts.  So starting one from scratch again has been fun, awful, exciting and a total slog.  Which is pretty much how I remember it.

January was spent researching and outlining, and I set myself a deadline of February 1 to begin.

What research looks like.

What research looks like.


I haven’t met my writing goals daily, but as of this morning I’m sitting at 36 pages, and I’m OK with that.  I’m definitely dealing with that writerly phenomenon of the words on the page paling miserably in comparison to the movie in my head.  I love that movie in my head, and I know I can get closer to it in subsequent rewrites.  But you have to have a first (shitty) draft to do rewrites, so I am struggling onward and making sure I get at LEAST a page in daily, even when it is literally the last thing I want to do (and given I typically do most of my writing between 4 a.m. and 5 a.m. before work, that’s not all that rare).

Speaking of rewrites, I did rewrite an old script (mostly a polish, really, with a couple of scenes getting a total makeover), and I’m scheduled to do the final read-through on that later this morning.  Trying to get into the GITS habit of stacking projects.

I’m also taking my first Skillshare class: The First Steps of Hand Lettering.  It’s a way to do some art with my hands, and I’m one of those weird folks who enjoy actual hand-writing things, so it’s been a good fit (if you are interested in taking a Skillshare class, you can click on that link and get us both $10 to use).

early sketch by Elizabeth Ditty

An early sketch for my current project.

There are all sorts of classes in all sorts of subjects at Skillshare, usually for about $20 (they offer discounts pretty much all the time, though), so it’s definitely worth checking out.  Granted, the class has been at least partially responsible for me wanting to do a print with a background that looks like blood spatter, so….

I’ve also been going through this sort of belated nesting phase (and yes, I still hate the term “nesting,” but my former choice of “pregnancy-induced mania” doesn’t apply here since I am not pregnant).  So I’ve been attempting to cook a lot more this month.  Which has actually gone pretty well, except I feel like I’m perpetually cleaning the kitchen. Which I guess is better than perpetually not cleaning the kitchen (not that I’ve ever gone through phases like that…).

Lastly, I started P90X3 back at the end of December, and I have miraculously made it through almost two blocks (we’re in the last few days of the second transition week) without missing a workout.  It’s been the perfect program to get back into working out daily since the workouts are only 30 minutes (which T has lovingly sacrificed for me, despite the fact that he already has to wrangle the Pipsqueak while I’m at work every day).

Ditty does P90X3.

So, things are pretty busy around here, but it feels good to be busy again near the levels I used to keep myself pre-Pipsqueak.  I feel like I’m myself again, which is an awesome feeling, and I actually feel like I’m way more present when I’m hanging out with Pip and/or T now that I’m pursuing my own passions again.


#lifelessons, right?


[FridayFlash] Sleeping Beauty’s Secret

For my first #fridayflash story of 2014, I’m taking part in Chuck Wendig’s Fairytales Remixed challenge (subgenre: “grimdark fantasy”).  I actually already had this story in mind when his post popped up, so apparently it was fate.  Or at least good motivation to actually get the words out of my brain and into the world.  Please enjoy, and be sure to check out the other entries in the challenge as well as stories from the #fridayflash community!


dark watcherAurora stole away just as dawn was breaking.  The king would not rise for another hour, and the nurses would tend to their little ones until breakfast.  This was her time—precious and rare—and she had to use it wisely.

Dressed in peasants’ attire from a  lifetime ago, she kept her dark scarf draped over her golden hair and kept her eyes downcast as she made her way through the village and toward the woods.  Though she knew it had given her many advantages, sometimes she cursed the gift of beauty bestowed on her by the fairies.

She thought of the other gifts she’d received as an infant and tried to remember the last time she’d sung anything.  Her children were too old for lullabies now, and the nurses had taken care of that most of the time anyway.

Stepping into the thick, damp air of the forest was a relief, but she didn’t slow her pace.  Not until the din from the village had been silenced by the swaying of the trees and the chirping of the birds did she relax.  Finally, she heard a sharp cawing, and she stopped.  She was here.

Before her was a small clearing where the green had faded away, as if shrinking back from something different, something fearsome.

Aurora approached the center of it where the smallest black vine pierced through the ground.  She saw that it had sprouted thorns in the week since she’d last visited, and the sight sent a thrill through her body.  Perhaps there was still hope.

She had been so young when everything happened.  Only sixteen.  What had she known of true love?  Even now, she knew that it had been true, and maybe even that it still was.  But she also knew that love was not the same as happiness.

Despite everything, she could not explain why she was here.  She knew it was dangerous.  Perhaps it was some remnant of former magic, drawing her once again into the grasp of evil.  But there were no fairies now to hide her from her fate, and she had found no weapons or spells to fight the darkness in her own soul.  So she tended to the little black vine, in hopes of some day facing the being that had put it there.

She pulled out a small knife from a pocket hidden in her skirt.  She grimaced.  This was the part she hated the most.  Another sharp caw from the sky beckoned her onward.  She glanced up and met the crow’s red eyes as she removed her glove.  And then she grit her teeth and slashed the blade across her palm, breaking through the barely-closed gash that was already there.  She held her hand over the soil surrounding the little vine, and let her blood soak its roots.

© 2014 Elizabeth Ditty

2013: My Year in Review

2013. One minute here, the next gone.   This year has both flown and taken forever, depending on the moment or milestone or how many times Pip woke up during the night.  But at least I sort of knew it was going to be like this going in, and for the most part, I feel like I’ve been able to take things in stride. A clumsy, tripping-over-blocks, sore-knees, lumbering sort of stride, but a stride nonetheless.

  • 2008: The Year Everything Fell Apart
  • 2009: The Year I Put Everything Back Together
  • 2010: The Year I Became Me (aka The Year of Awesome)
  • 2011: The Year of the Roller Coaster
  • 2012: The Year That Threw Me for a Loop

And so 2013 joins the ranks as

  • 2013: The Year of Constant Evolution

My word for the year was “EVOLVE,” and that proved to be right on target.

Looking Back at 2013

I’ve survived almost 10 months of motherhood, and I’m happy to say I still love my life, even if it looks quite different than it did a year ago.  In the interest of pure honesty, there are of course plenty of aspects I didn’t/don’t love.

The Lowlights

  • Pip not sleeping through the night from 3.5 to 9ish months
  • Post-partum depression
  • The hopefully somewhat temporary (let me have my dreams, OK?) disappearance of spontaneity from our lives
  • Buying diapers
  • Constant spinal misalignment due to lugging infant carrier/breast pump/baby/all the baby’s stuff everywhere
  • Pumping
  • Getting up at 4 a.m. on weekdays to pump (which I am thankfully not doing anymore, though still getting up at 4 a.m.)
  • Missing out on 9 hours a day with my family to earn a paycheck that doesn’t come from writing or writing-related things
  • Carrying around 15 extra pounds because the “breastfeeding makes you lose ALL THE WEIGHT” promise is a terrible, terrible lie
  • Not writing (or even rewriting) a single screenplay
  • Pip not sleeping through the night form 3.5 to 9ish months

Yes, I put that one on their twice on purpose.  But I digress.

The truth is, between my truly amazing co-parent and my always-willing-to-babysit family, I am very, very, very lucky.  And even though this year was extremely difficult in some ways, it was also extremely awesome.

The Highlights

  • Managed (barely) a drug-free childbirth
  • Made it through post-partum depression
  • Took 7 trips
    • Family vacation to Tampa
    • Day trip to Joplin
    • Overnight Getaway to Kansas City proper (our first night without Pipsqueak, so it counts as a trip)
    • Weekend trip to Springfield, Mo. (which we now believe is a terrible place, except for they have the Best Cookie Ever at the big huge Bass Pro place there)
    • Road trip to Plymouth, Wisconsin, to see T’s family
    • Weekend getaway to Branson, Mo.
    • Family vacation to Disney World
  • Wrote 17 short stories (this one was my favorite)
  • Finished my short film, STILL, and began submitting to festivals
  • “Won” my 9th NaNoWriMo
  • Read 17 books that weren’t kid books plus a bunch that are kids books so technically exceeded my goal of 24 books DON’T JUDGE ME
  • Saw somewhere around 50 films (way less than a typical year, but still close to one a week on average, plus doesn’t count all the Chuck/Dexter [no spoilers; I’m only on season 5]/Orange is the New Black/Game of Thrones/Breaking Bad/House of Cards/Parenthood/Derek/Doctor Who I watched)
  • Picked up four new freelance clients (Need editing, writing, document/ebook formatting or blogging? Check me out.)
  • Wrote 35 posts for my freelance blog before motherhood took over my life
  • Wrote more than 75 freelance blog posts for clients
  • Wrote 11 posts here on this blog
  • Lost all but 15 pounds of the 70 or so I gained (granted 29 of those were shed in the first week after, BUT STILL)
  • Ran the Thanksgiving 5K for the 4th year in a row with my sisters + T + his mom & brother
  • Did two art projects toward the end of the eyar
  • Took a bunch of photos and even put some up for sale

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Looking Forward to 2014

2014: CORE

“Be bold and mighty forces will come to your aid.” – The Rev. Basil King

I thought about using the word “center,” but that sounds a little too peaceful.  I want to get a little nuts.  

For a few months after Pip was born, if I’m being totally honest, life was about survival: making sure I was surviving, making sure T was surviving, and — above all — making sure this tiny little quasi-human we’d brought into this world was surviving and thriving.  While some days (and weeks) still feel that way, I feel like we’ve found a groove more or less.  It’s sort of like a river, “always changing, always flowing” (yes, quoting Pocahontas because I am a total nerd).  But it’s generally in about the same place at least.

So, if 2013 was all about preserving (and regaining and redefining) sanity, then in 2014 I want to get a little nuts again.  I want to challenge myself to get back to the core of who I am — and I’ve long professed that the core of who I am is a writer, a creator, an artist.  And while my output in 2013 wasn’t completely terrible, it was nowhere near, say, 2009-2011.  And that’s OK.  But I need to get back to it, because that’s who I am.

Happy New Year to You & Yours

That’s it for me and 2013. Here’s wishing you find the magic you’re looking for in 2014!

Popped Cork by Elizabeth Ditty

[FridayFlash] Time is Money

It’s the last Friday of the year, which is hard to believe. Thanks to the #fridayflash community for helping me keep up the writing, at least sporadically, during my Evolutionary Year.


Time, by Elizabeth DittyHenry couldn’t see what all the fuss was about time, but he was bound and determined to find some.  Being only five years old, there were many subjects on which he’d only scratched the surface, but he’d heard lots about time.

He knew, for instance, that time was quick, and that, if you weren’t careful, it would pass you by without your ever realizing it.  He figured if he could launch a surprise attack, he’d have a good shot at catching it.  He wasn’t sure how long he spent crouched between the potted ficus tree and the sofa, but his entire left leg fell asleep, and his mom started calling him for dinner.  He would try again tomorrow.

He’d also heard that time flies, so he spent the next day up in the branches of a tree with his slingshot, on the lookout for flying time.  All he saw were sparrows and the occasional airplane flying high above, but he never saw anything that looked liketime.

Henry began to suspect that time was much sneakier than he’d given it credit for.  Perhaps it was hiding right under his nose all this time.  He ransacked the living room, pulling the cushions off the sofa, curling up the rug, and digging in the dirt that held the ficus tree.  When his mom came in and saw what he’d done, she yelled, “Henry, I don’t have time for this!”  Which, he thought, was exactly the point.  But he knew better than to say anything at a time like this.

That night, before his parents came in to tuck him into bed, Henry had a long timeout, which gave him time to think.  As his eyes drooped, one last thought surfaced:  “Time is money.”  It was something he’d heard one of his father’s friends say one time, when they’d all been over playing games with black and red cards, and having drinks Henry wasn’t allowed to taste.

His eyes flew open and drifted to his piggy bank.  He’d been saving for a big boy bike, but maybe this was more important.  By the time his parents came in to tuck him into bed, he’d made his decision.  They entered to find him on the floor with the rubber disk from the bottom popped out and the pig’s contents spilled on the floor.

“What are you doing, Henry?” his father asked.

“I tried to find more time,” he said, “but it was hard.  I couldn’t do it.”

His parents looked perplexed, and Henry knew they didn’t understand.  He sighed and gathered the few bills and coins from the floor.

“You and Mom are always saying you don’t have time and that you wish you could find more.”  He saw his parents exchange a look, but he didn’t understand what it meant.  “I looked for it everywhere, but I don’t really know what it looks like, I guess.  But anyway, I remembered that time is money, so I thought this might help.”

He handed them what amounted to his life’s savings.  His mom looked like she might cry, and Henry began to fear that he’d really messed up this time.

“Am I in trouble?” he asked.

His parents shook their heads, and his mom scooped him into her arms.

“Not at all, darling,” she said.  “You’re the best boy in the whole world.”

He nestled his head into that space between his mom’s shoulder and neck, and his dad wrapped his arms around the two of them.  He loved it when they did that.

As they tucked him into bed, he couldn’t help but feel the problem still hadn’t been solved.

“Maybe if we all hunt for time tomorrow, we’ll have better luck,” Henry said.

“I bet you’re right,” his dad said.  “But for now, it’s time for bed.”

Henry didn’t have the energy to protest.  He yawned, and his parents took turns kissing him on the forehead.

“Good night, sweet boy,” his mother said.

“Good night, son,” said his father.


Henry closed his eyes and soon dreamt of clocks and wings and skies.

© 2013 Elizabeth Ditty

[FridayFlash] Early Retirement


Early Retirement by Elizabeth DittyHe wasn’t scheduled for retirement until the end of the universe, but he was just so damn tired.

The world was very different than when he’d started.  Expectations had grown and grown and grown until he could no longer keep up with the demand placed upon him by his customers.

When he first noticed that his work was being supplemented by parents, he breathed a sigh of relief.  But then they started doing more than supplementing.  They started wearing his clothes and using his name, all without ever asking his permission — not to mention the thought of proper compensation.

He began pushing his employees to work longer hours and to increase their output, but eventually they began pushing back.  And the worst part was he couldn’t even blame them.  There were some lean years when strikes hurt what he could deliver, but he noticed the world didn’t seem to notice at all.

His wife had what could best be described as a conniption fit when he first broached the idea of early retirement.  It was his purpose, his reason for existence!  But he had been feeling more and more like it was his cross to bear instead, and he was ready to set it down.

She packed her bags and left, in an attempt to teach him a lesson, and while he missed the comfort of her warm embrace, at least it was one less set of expectations weighing upon his shoulders.  He soon announced layoffs for all but one of his employees.  He would keep his valet around as long as the funds were there to pay him.

The money ran out faster than he expected, but he could live frugally.  All he needed was a sleeve of cookies and a gallon of milk, and he could get by for a week.  His favorite red suit was reduced to threadbare tatters a few years ago, but he found he could blend in quite well in the thrift store clothing that his budget allowed.

Every once in a while, a child’s eye would land on him, and he would see the curiosity, the expectation, the hope.  Every time, his heart swelled, wondering if it was time for his return.  But every time, the parents pulled their children along, with no recognition, no memory of the magic they had once shared.

Another year had passed, and December 25th was so near he could quite literally feel it in his bones.  Every year, he and his valet still surveyed the world, and every year everything changed, but never in their favor.  The world simply grew more and more astute at meeting their own constantly growing expectations.  And every year, his heart broke a little more, because Christmas looked less and less like him.

© 2013 Elizabeth Ditty